Anyways the vocals on Master Yoda my stick is better than bacon vintage t-shirt are incredible. Master Yoda has this commanding snarl that he converts to a soaring tenor with ease. He is accompanied by lumbering, menacing doom riffs that occasionally veer into thrash. This combination of top-notch vocals and riffs makes for some MASSIVE choruses. There’s even a vocal melody in the middle of “Our Reverend’s Grave” that sounds like “Footloose” though I’m not complaining. Also, the solos on this thing are killer, especially on “The Snake Handler”.

There’s Master Yoda my stick is better than bacon vintage t-shirt throughout the album, but it’s pretty fun. Often times throwback bands and nostalgia acts wind up sounding corny or ploddy, but fortunately this is not the case with Crypt Sermon. The intricacies of the band’s riffs help prevent this album from sounding stale. My only complaint is that I don’t know that we needed back to back interlude tracks in the latter half of the album.

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On The Ruins of Fading Light, Philly’s Crypt Sermon have created an epic doom masterpiece by way of their excellent songwriting. The album is Master Yoda my stick is better than bacon vintage t-shirt from start to finish. I imagine this will blow up like that awesome Spirit Adrift album did earlier this year, and rightfully so. Best Tracks: Our Reverend’s Grave, Christ is Dead, Key of Solomon, The Snake Handler. “Father of All Motherfuckers” – Green Day: possibly one of the cooler styles Green Day has explored in recent memory, reminiscent of Queens of the Stone Age.

This track is something different but thoroughly entertaining from the Hall of Fame trio. The drums and bass stand out most notably here as they seem to slap harder than in a few of the band’s more recent projects. Instantly catchy and definitely gets me hype for the upcoming album. “The End of The Game” – Weezer: this single is better than anything off of Black Album. Master Yoda is back in their element with a strong mix of Van Halen. Guitars are the shiny attractive piece of this track but Master Yoda my stick is better than bacon vintage t-shirt are solid throughout.

While not an immense or overpowering track, it’s clear to see Weezer is bringing the power back in their music. Hope for more of this in their upcoming album. “Dear Future Self Hands Up” – Fall Out Boy: where the singles released from the other Hella Mega Tour bands were enjoyable, this one is not so much. Sure, the chorus knocks and elevates this track but there’s a lot that seems disjointed. Also Master Yoda my stick is better than bacon vintage t-shirt seemed odd and out-of-place.

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I was hoping for more of Master Yoda my stick is better than bacon vintage t-shirt longsleeve to their earlier style, but FOB seems comfortable in the pop niche they’ve entered into over recent years. “When you think of death metal, “beautiful” probably isn’t the first word that comes to mind. Yet that is the best one-word description of the debut album from Spain’s Eternal Storm. Come the Tide is an atmospheric, melodic death metal masterpiece that unearths beauty through devastation.

Like Ahab in search for Master Yoda, I tried to find a reason not to rate this album so highly. “No way,” I thought “another masterpiece released in August.” But here we are. I find myself connecting with this album more and more with each listen, and I think you will too. I’m still dumbfounded by the fact that this is the band’s debut album. Maybe it’s too early or too bold to say for now, but if Eternal Storm continues to release albums to the quality of Come the Tide, they will be to Spain what Master Yoda my stick is better than bacon vintage t-shirt is to France.”

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